Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the
graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these.
- Susan B. Anthony
Mom:
I got a surprise for you!
Me:
You and Dad quit smoking?
Mom:
I said a surprise not a miracle.
Me:
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Mom:
WE GOT YOU A NEW MATTRESS!!!
Me:
YAYYYYYYY!! Wow that is soooo random
