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raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

I have more secrets than the U.S. government.

Wifi: connected

Me: well then fucking act like it bitch.

I am going to live at the beach when I graduate college. I don’t care if I have to live under the pier, I WILL live on the coast. 

*Everyone walking up stairs on the front porch*

Emily: Look at  that lizard!!

Me: Hey catch it!

Curtis:*Grabs lizard and forcefully throws it off the porch and keeps walking*


I wish there was something about me that was addictive. Something that made me hard to forget or hard to move on from. I hate it when people find it easy to dismiss me for someone else in days. It really takes no effort at all to push me out of the picture when I’m just a side factor.